*HOODIE* Silence is my Most Polite No Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty as Cluck Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Somebody's Petty Ass Friend Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If you want to see petty, mess with my kids Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Caution Expert eye-rolling in progress Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If petty was a person Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I speak petty fluently Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty Pledge Unisex Hoodie
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God Ain't Petty Unisex Sweatshirt (Fall Colors 🍁)
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I roll my eyes in multiple languages Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Person in Louisiana Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Sagittarius Ever Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Gemini Ever Unisex Hoodie
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I Want for White People What They Want for Black People Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* I'm White But Not That White Unisex Hoodie (RAINBOW)
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*HOODIE* Turns out DEI wasn’t holding the country back. It was holding it together Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* You can't love God & hate your neighbor. Pick one Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* When He Won’t Release Files, He Starts a War Unisex Hoodie
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Renounce YT Supremacy Unisex Sweatshirt
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Imagine Being 79 Years Old and Thinking America Needs Fewer Nurses Unisex Sweatshirt
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
Orders & Checkout
Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
