Thankful Grateful Petty Fall Colors 🍁 Unisex Sweatshirt
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Wisdom and Shade Fall Colors 🍁 Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* When life gives you lemons, get petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* He Thinks I'm Petty Hoodie
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Petty Claus Sweatshirt (Christmas)
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*HOODIE* Petty like my Daddy Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Hating People Won't Fix Your Problems Unisex Hoodie
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If My Taxes Can Fund War Overnight, They Can Fund Healthcare Tomorrow Unisex Sweatshirt
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Imagine Being Scared of *Universal Healthcare* but Not PDFs Unisex Sweatshirt
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We Could’ve Had Progress. They Chose Greed and Bigotry Instead Unisex Sweatshirt
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Remix Imagine Being Scared of Diversity but not Dictatorship Unisex Sweatshirt (Gold)
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*HOODIE* When Hate Is Your Brand, Decency Feels Like Opposition Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Let’s be honest. They’re not scared of immigrants. They're just Racist Unisex Hoodie
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We Don’t Want to Go to War Unisex Sweatshirt
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Being Inclusive Isn’t Political, But Being Exclusive Is Unisex Sweatshirt
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Opposing DEI Won’t Save You from Mediocrity Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* I’m Not Saying I Told You So—But I Absolutely Did Unisex Hoodie
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When Do We Get to the Great Part? Cause This Ain't It Unisex Sweatshirt
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Still Waiting on the Great Part Unisex Sweatshirt
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
