You Can’t Hide Black Excellence Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE*Imagine Being 79 Years Old and Thinking America Needs Fewer Nurses Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If Your Unity Requires Erasing People, It’s Not Unity Unisex Hoodie
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If Your Unity Requires Erasing People, It’s Not Unity Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Remix Imagine being scared of diversity but not dictatorship Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Free Speech Isn’t Free When Billionaires Own It Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* You Can’t Both-Sides Racism Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* All They Had to Do Was Trust a Black Woman Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* They Said “All Lives Matter, Then Voted Like They Didn’t Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion Are Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Right Unisex Hoodie
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This Ain’t Pro-Life Unisex Sweatshirt
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The Kind of Christian Who Loves Their Neighbor Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Imagine you Voted for the Guy Who treats Billionaires Better than Veterans Unisex Hoodie
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Petty Turkey Unisex Sweatshirt
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They Not Petty Like Us Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Mirror Mirror on the Wall Who is the Pettiest of All Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* When they go low I go petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Pray for Me I'm Petty Fall Colors 🍁 Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I'm not as petty as I used to be Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I like my tea with a Splash of Petty Unisex Hoodie
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Serving Shamrocks and Side-Eyes Unisex Sweatshirt (Black/Green)
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
