Imagine Defending Racists and Predators, Then Calling the Protestors the Problem Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* You Can’t Love America and Hate Half of the People in It Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* They Criminalized Immigration. Then Pardoned Insurrection Unisex Hoodie
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I’m Not Saying I Told You So—But I Absolutely Did Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* I Said What I Said and I Stand on It Unisex Hoodie
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Petty Rule #1: Don't Start None, Won't Be None Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T BELIEVE IN ME UNISEX HOODIE
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*HOODIE* Petty Petty Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Feeling cute, might be petty later Unisex Hoodie
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Pretty like Regine. Petty like Maxine Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Scorpio Ever Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I'm In My Bag, but Still Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If you're white in America, IMMIGRATION is your origin story Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* You Can’t Hide Black Excellence Unisex Hoodie
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100 Percent Anti-Trump Unisex Sweatshirt
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I’m Not Anti-America. I’m Anti-Dictator Unisex Sweatshirt
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Freedom of Speech Isn’t for Praise. It’s for Protest Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Freedom of Speech Isn’t for Praise. It’s for Protest Unisex Hoodie
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
