*HOODIE* If I Send You This I'm 'Bout to Stand on Facts Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price*HOODIE* Ms. Petty Claus Image Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Dr. Petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Pray for Me I'm Petty Fall Colors 🍁 Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
This is My Ugly Petty Sweater Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* My name is Jennifer and I'm petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* The Pettiest Pisces Ever Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* The Petty Mama Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Ms. Petty Claus Sweatshirt (Red/White)
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
You can't love God & hate your neighbor. Pick one Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
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Free Speech Isn’t Free When Billionaires Own It Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* Screaming We Told You So Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Petty Rule #1: Don't Start None, Won't Be None Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* The Petty Nurse Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Thankful Grateful Petty Fall Colors 🍁 Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Silent but Petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* I'm Petty but not petty petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Petty PSA: Cancer Won't Win Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
The Petty Aunt Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* Resting Petty Face Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
