Petty Since the 80s Unisex Sweatshirt
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America Needs Therapy Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* A Country that values Billionaires over Education is already Bankrupt Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* They Say Immigrants Are the Problem. But We All Saw Who Stormed the Capitol Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Smart like Kimberly. Petty like Whitley Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* My Pettiness Won't Fit under the Tree Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
This is My Pretty And Petty Sweater Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* The Pettiest Leo Ever Unisex Hoodie
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Mrs. Petty Claus Sweatshirt (Red/White)
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceIf you're white in America, IMMIGRATION is your origin story Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* 100 Percent Anti-Trump Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
When Hate Is Your Brand, Decency Feels Like Opposition Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* Strong Women Don’t Threaten Strong Men. Just Weak Ones Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* DEI Didn't Lower the Bar Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Underestimate Me. That Should Be Fun Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
My Black Job is Minding My Black Business Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* I'm a Childless Cat Lady Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Sometimes you Gotta pop out and be Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Don't try to un-spoil me Unisex Hoodie
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Heavy on the Incorporated Unisex Sweatshirt
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Pray for me I'm Petty Buffalo Plaid Unisex Sweatshirt Limited Edition
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price
Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
