They Say Immigrants Are the Problem. But We All Saw Who Stormed the Capitol Unisex Sweatshirt
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I Deserve It All Unisex Sweatshirt
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If There’s Money for War, There’s Money for Breakfast Unisex Hoodie
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Remix Imagine being scared of diversity but not dictatorship Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Strong Women Don’t Threaten Strong Men. Just Weak Ones Unisex Hoodie
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Silence is my Most Polite No Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* On my Mama I'm Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* God's Got Me and all my Pettiness Unisex Hoodie
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Breaking News: I'm 'bout to be Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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Smart like Kimberly. Petty like Whitley Unisex Sweatshirt
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Just So We’re Clear, Racism Is Bad Unisex Sweatshirt
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I can't tell if he's ignoring the Constitution or just can't read cursive Unisex Sweatshirt
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In a World of Oranges, Be Al Green Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* My Clapbacks be Like: Bleach Blonde Bad Built Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit price*HOODIE* Can I Be Petty Right Quick Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* God's Pettiest Soldier Unisex Hoodie
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Don't Test my Petty You won't Pass Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Virgo Ever Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Aries Ever Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Stop Protecting Men Who Harm Women Unisex Hoodie
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Racism Is the Only Invention White People Won’t Take Credit For Unisex Sweatshirt
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
