*HOODIE* I like my coffee with a Splash of Petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Don't Test my Petty You won't Pass Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* The Pettiest Taurus Ever Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Racism Is the Only Invention White People Won’t Take Credit For Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Just a White Person Using My Privilege for Good Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Strong Women Don’t Threaten Strong Men. Just Weak Ones Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
They Said All Lives Matter, Then Voted Like They Didn’t Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* Petty Claus Image Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* I'll stop being petty when you stop being stupid Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
My Love Language is Sarcasm and Pettiness Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Thankful but still Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* The Pettiest Capricorn Ever Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* St. Petty's Day Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit priceYou Can’t Love America and Hate Half of the People in It Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
DEI Didn’t Do Any of This Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* I'm not mad I'm petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Bold Blunt & Unbothered Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
I'm your cousin on your petty side Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* When they go petty I match energy Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* The Petty King Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* The Pettiest Aquarius Ever Unisex Hoodie
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
