Regular priceFrom $40Unit price*HOODIE* Keep It Cute, Keep It Petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Keep It Cute, Keep It Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* Very Petty Very Spiteful Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Classy Bougie Voter Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* If You’ve Got Something to Say, Say It to My Face Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Petty Arizona Fan Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Petty Arizona Fan Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
One Band One Sound Vote Blue Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price*HOODIE* One Band One Sound Vote Blue Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Big Petty Not the Little One Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Big Petty Not the Little One Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* I'm on the A+ Petty Honor Roll Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
I'm on the A+ Petty Honor Roll Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
My Hispanic Job Paid For This Sweatshirt Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* On My Daddy I'm Petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* On My Way to Be Petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Petty Cake, Petty Cake, Baker's Man Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Petty Cake, Petty Cake, Baker's Man Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
I don't need a cape. I'm already super petty Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
The Pettiest Dad in the World Unisex Sweatshirt
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
