If you think I'm Petty, you should meet my Mom Unisex Sweatshirt
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If petty was a Mama Unisex Sweatshirt
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My Plants are Petty too Unisex Sweatshirt
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Breaking News: I'm 'bout to be Petty (Rainbow) Unisex Sweatshirt 🌈
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price*HOODIE* Breaking News: I'm 'bout to be Petty (Rainbow) Unisex Hoodie 🌈
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Why be basic when you can be petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Why be basic when you can be petty Unisex Hoodie
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You Call Me Petty Like It's a Bad Thing Unisex Sweatshirt
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Phenomenally Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Irish I was even more petty Unisex Hoodie (Kelly Green)
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*HOODIE* On Fridays we wear petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty Happens Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I'm Falling Back to my Petty Ways Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* World's Pettiest Employee Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Here comes the bride and her Petty side Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* In my Petty Girl Era Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Shade boulevard where the petty resides Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* May the petty be with you Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Coffee First Petty Later Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* A little petty ain't hurt nobody Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Petty Traveler Unisex Hoodie
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
Orders & Checkout
Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
