*HOODIE* Deck the Halls with Pettiness Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Petty Daddy Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Proud Member of the Petty Pew Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty Woman Walking Down The Street Unsisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty Saint Perfect Savior Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* You Can't Have a Conversation with People Who Refuse to Acknowledge Reality Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Imagine spending your final chapter making the world worse on purpose Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Politicians without Medical Degrees should not control Medical Care Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If My Taxes Can Fund War Overnight, They Can Fund Healthcare Tomorrow Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If Women Voted for Women Who Protect Women, Women Would Be Safer Unisex Hoodie (BOLD)
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*HOODIE*Our Kids Care More About Our Country More than the People Who Run It Unisex Hoodie (CIRCLE)
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*HOODIE* Protecting Predators Is Not Patriotism Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I choose Immigrants over people who protect PDF's in power Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Constitution only works if it applies to Everyone Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Angriest People are Mad They don't Control you Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* They Trying to Hide Black Excellence So You Don’t See Who’s Really Messing Up Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If You Didn’t Vote for Kamala, I Wish You the Worst Unisex Hoodie
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
Orders & Checkout
Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
