*HOODIE* Don’t Blame DEI Because Your Daddy’s Name Isn't Enough Anymore Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* You Know Who "Didn’t Earn It”? Columbus Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Not Him 2028 Rules are Rules Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* And They Were Mad at a Tan Suit Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Boycotts Aren't Illegal Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I Didn't Vote for This Ish! Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* When Do We Get to the Great Part? Cause This Ain't It Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* They Hate DEI until They Need It Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Healing Means Leaving People Where They Belong Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Drink Water Lift Weights Stay Petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Rap Beef Don't Need a Courtroom Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Most Likely to be Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* My Hispanic Job Paid For This Hoodie Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* CINCO DE AGOSTO Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* They Not Petty Like Us Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Sunflowers bring joy. I bring Pettiness Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* My Dog is Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* This is my Petty Uniform Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Little Miss Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty's First Law of Overreaction Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Phenomenally Petty Unisex Hoodie
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
