*HOODIE* The Petty Prince Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Person in Texas Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* They Think I'm Petty Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty Pet Parent Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty Since the 60s Unisex Hoodies
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*HOODIE* Petty Since the 90s Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Black People Deserve Justice Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* America Is Not a Synonym for White Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Best Way to Avoid Being Called a Racist Is to Not Be a Racist Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* A trillionaire cut funding for cancer research Unisex Hoodie
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The NERVE to celebrate freedom while trying to end it hoodie Unisex Tank Top
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*HOODIE* The NERVE to celebrate freedom while trying to end it Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I Want for White People What They Want for Black People Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If Y’all Had Just Listened to Black Women Unisex Hoodie (RAINBOW)
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*HOODIE* Imagine Being Scared of Diversity but Not Dictatorship Unisex Hoodie (RAINBOW)
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*HOODIE* Abolish The Electoral College Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Whole World Is Paying for American Racism Right Now Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Fuck a Ballroom Unisex Hoodie
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
Orders & Checkout
Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
