*HOODIE* Innovative Senior Solutions Number One Hoodie or Sweatshirts (CUSTOMS)
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2028 Someone Who Actually Gives a Damn About All of Us Unisex Tee
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A little petty ain't hurt nobody Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Age Ain't Nothing But A Number Short Sleeve Tee (ISS) (CUSTOMS)
Regular price $50Unit priceAlways bet on petty Unisex Tee
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Behind every petty dad is a petty kid Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Behind every petty mom is a petty kid Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Being Inclusive Isn’t Political, But Being Exclusive Is Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
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Can I Be Petty Right Quick Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Caring Compassionate Comforting and Kind Unisex Tee (ISS) (CUSTOMS)
Regular priceFrom $45Unit price-
Caution Expert eye-rolling in progress Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
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Coffee First Petty Later Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Columbus Didn't Even Reach the Gulf of Mexico Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Cupid Called I hung up Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Cupid's Worst Nightmare Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Dear Future We're Coming to Fix This Unisex Tee
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
