Protecting the Brand Unisex Tee (ISS) (CUSTOMS)
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Proud Graduate of the School of Petty Unisex Tee
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Pumpkin Spice and a Petty life Unisex Tee
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Rap Beef Don't Need a Courtroom Unisex Tee
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Rocking the Golden Years Unisex Tee (ISS) (CUSTOMS)
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Say a little prayer for my petty ways Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25.00Unit price-
Screaming We Told You So This Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25.00Unit price-
Senior (Smiling Endlessly. No Itinerary or Rules) Unisex Tee (ISS) (CUSTOMS)
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Shade boulevard: Where the petty resides Unisex Tee
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Sneakers on point. Petty On Cue Unisex Tee
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Sometimes You Gotta Pop Out and Be Petty Unisex Tee
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Thankful Grateful Petty Fall Colors Unisex 🍁 Tee
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The Draft-Dodging, Benefit-Slashing Security Risk Does Not Get a Parade Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25.00Unit price-
The First Family of Petty Unisex Tee
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The Petty Kid Unisex Tee (adult size)
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
