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Pray for Me I'm Petty Fall Colors 🍁 Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Dr. Petty Unisex Hoodie
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This is My Ugly Petty Sweater Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* My name is Jennifer and I'm petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Pisces Ever Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Petty Mama Unisex Hoodie
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Ms. Petty Claus Sweatshirt (Red/White)
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You can't love God & hate your neighbor. Pick one Unisex Tank Top
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Just So We’re Clear, Slavery Is Bad (Tote Bag)
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I’m Not Saying I Told You So—But I Absolutely Did Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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Imagine Being 79 Years Old and Thinking America Needs Fewer Nurses Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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Regular priceFrom $29.00Unit priceRacism Is a Helluva Drug Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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Let’s be honest. They’re not scared of immigrants. They're just Racist Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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A Country that values Billionaires over Education is already Bankrupt *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29.00Unit priceWithout DEI, America Would Be a Third-World Country Unisex Tee
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Rap Beef Don't Need a Courtroom Unisex Tee
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World's Pettiest Mom Unisex Tee
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You won't Out-Petty Me Unisex Tee
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The Pettiest Couple Unisex Tee
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DEI Didn’t Do Any of This Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
