*HOODIE* Petty New Orleans Fan Unisex Hoodie (Black/Old Gold)
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit priceRacism Is a Helluva Drug Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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I'm the Petty Soror Mug 11oz (Red)
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If You Stay Petty, You Ain't Got to Get Petty Mouse Pad
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Please Don’t Vote for the End of America Unisex Tee
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They Ended DEI and Immediately Proved Why It Existed Unisex Tee
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This Administration is the strongest argument for diversity ever made Unisex Tee
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If My Taxes Can Fund War Overnight, They Can Fund Healthcare Tomorrow *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29.00Unit price
If Women Voted for Women Who Protect Women, Women Would Be Safer *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee (BOLD)
Regular priceFrom $29.00Unit priceI Resolve Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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The Constitution only works if it applies to Everyone Tote bag
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*HOODIE* Screaming We Told You So Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty Rule #1: Don't Start None, Won't Be None Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Petty Nurse Unisex Hoodie
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The Petty Aunt Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Silent but Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I'm Petty but not petty petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty PSA: Cancer Won't Win Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Scorpio Ever Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Resting Petty Face Unisex Hoodie
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They Say Immigrants Are the Problem. But We All Saw Who Stormed the Capitol Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
