Imagine Voting for the Felon Just to Get Fired Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit price-
Imagine Voting for the Felon Just to Get Fired Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price-
If Billionaires Need Welfare, They Ain’t Billionaires Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit price-
If Billionaires need Welfare, They ain’t Billionaires Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price-
If You’ve Got Something to Say, Say It to My Face Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit price-
*HOODIE* If You’ve Got Something to Say, Say It to My Face Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit price-
In My Petty betty Era Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit price-
In My Petty Betty Era Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price-
If you think I'm Petty, you should meet my Mom Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price-
If Petty Was a Mama Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit price-
If petty was a Mama Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price-
If you want to see petty, mess with my kids Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit price-
If petty was a person 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit price-
I'm on the A+ Petty Honor Roll Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit price-
*HOODIE* I'm on the A+ Petty Honor Roll Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit price-
I'm on the A+ Petty Honor Roll Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price-
I'm on the A+ Petty Honor Roll Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25.00Unit price-
I'm Staying Petty But Not Minding My Business Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price-
*HOODIE* I'm Staying Petty But Not Minding My Business Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit price-
I'm Standing on Pettiness Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit price-
I'm the Pettiest of All Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit price-
Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
