I don't need a cape. I'm already Super Petty Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit price-
I don't need a cape. I'm already super petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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I Sit on the Petty Pew Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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I'm Falling back to my Petty Ways Unisex Tee (MILITARY GREEN/WHITE)
Regular priceFrom $25.00Unit priceI'm Falling back to my Petty Ways Mug 11oz (White/Black)
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I'm Falling Back to my Petty Ways Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* I'm Falling Back to my Petty Ways Unisex Hoodie
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I Woke up Feeling Petty Today Unisex Sweatshirt
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I like my tea with a Splash of Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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I like my cocktail with a splash of petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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I Got 99 Problems but being Petty Ain't One Unisex Sweatshirt
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I like my cocktail with a splash of petty Mug 11oz (White/Black)
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I like my mimosa with a splash of petty Mug 11oz (White/Black)
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How Do We Reverse a Stolen Election? Asking for Half the Country Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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How Do We Reverse a Stolen Election? Asking for Half the Country Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* How Do We Reverse a Stolen Election? Asking for Half the Country Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit price-
Healing Means Leaving People Where They Belong Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit price-
Humble Nah Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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Heavy in the Incorporated Mug 11oz (White & Pink Green)
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Heavy in the Incorporated Mug 11oz (White & Blue Gold)
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
