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Resting Petty Face Unisex Hoodie-Hoodie-The Original God Ain&

Resting Petty Face Unisex Hoodie

Regular price $49.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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The hoodie speaks for itself. Resting Petty Face.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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The Petty Bunch Unisex Tee-T-Shirt-The Original God Ain&
The Petty Bunch Unisex Tee-T-Shirt-The Original God Ain&
The Petty Bunch Unisex Tee-T-Shirt-The Original God Ain&

The Petty Bunch Unisex Tee

Regular price $29.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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This design is a play on a 70's TV show about a blended family. 

    • Unisex sizing
    • Runs true to size
    • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
    • 4.3-ounce jersey knit fabric
    • Side-seamed
    • NEXT LEVEL APPAREL COTTON CREW - 3600
    • We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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God Ain't Petty Ceramic Mug 11oz (White/Black)

Regular price $20.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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This ORIGINAL God Ain't Petty, but I am mug is for the petty person at the end of the church pew, or maybe you. 

  • White ceramic
  • 11 oz
  • Rounded corners
  • C-handle
  • Lead and BPA free
  • Microwave-safe
  • Dishwasher-safe
  • Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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If you stay petty, you ain't got to get petty Sticker

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The sticker speaks for itself. If You Stay Petty, You Ain't Got to Get Petty!

  • 3-inch diameter sticker
  • Glossy Front
  • Free shipping (rates apply to the US only)

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God Ain't Petty but I am (Journal)

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This ORIGINAL God Ain't Petty, but I am sweatshirt is for the petty person at the end of the church pew, or maybe you.


  • To see a video view of the journal, click here.
  • The journal has lined pages with a space for the date at the top of each page.
  • Paperback with a glossy finish
  • 193 pages
  • Dimensions: 8.5 x 0.44 x 11 inches
  • Free shipping (US only).

  • Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.


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Petty Since the 60s Unisex Tee-T-Shirt-The Original God Ain&

Petty Since the 60s Unisex Tee

Regular price $29.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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60s babies, this design is for you! (See the full PETTY SINCE the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s collection here!)

    • Unisex sizing
    • Runs true to size
    • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
    • 4.3-ounce jersey knit fabric
    • Side-seamed
    • NEXT LEVEL APPAREL COTTON CREW - 3600
    • We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
    • Free shipping (rates apply to the US only)

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Petty Since the 90s Sweatshirt (Black/White)-Sweatshirt-The Original God Ain&

Petty Since the 90s Sweatshirt (Black/White)

Regular price $44.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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90s babies, this design is for you!  (See the full PETTY SINCE the 70s, 80s, 90s collection here!)

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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Petty Since the 90s Hoodie (Black/White)-Hoodie-The Original God Ain&

Petty Since the 90s Hoodie (Black/White)

Regular price $49.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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90s babies, this design is for you!  (See the full PETTY SINCE the 70s, 80s, 90s collection here!)

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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If You Stay Petty, You Ain't Got to Get Petty Mouse Pad

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The mouse pad speaks for itself. If You Stay Petty, You Ain't Got to Get Petty!

  • One shape: Rectangular
  • Material: Durable, high-density foam with an ultra-thin rubber base
  • 1/16" (1.58 mm) thick
  • One-sided print
  • We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
  • Free shipping (rates apply to the US only)

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Petty at Heart Hoodie-Hoodie-The Original God Ain&

Petty at Heart Hoodie

Regular price $49.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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The hoodie speaks for itself. Petty at Heart.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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Petty at Heart Sweatshirt-Sweatshirt-The Original God Ain&

Petty at Heart Sweatshirt

Regular price $44.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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The sweatshirt speaks for itself. Petty at Heart. 

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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God Ain't Petty Ceramic Mug 11oz (Black/White)

Regular price $20.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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This ORIGINAL God Ain't Petty, but I am mug is for the petty person at the end of the church pew, or maybe you. 

  • White ceramic
  • 11 oz
  • Rounded corners
  • C-handle
  • Lead and BPA free
  • Microwave-safe
  • Dishwasher-safe
  • Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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I love the LORD, but I'm kinda petty Unisex Hoodie

Regular price $49.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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This ORIGINAL God Ain't Petty, but I Am TM shirt is for the petty person at the end of the church pew, or maybe you.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
• 
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Big Petty Energy Hoodie-Hoodie-The Original God Ain&

Big Petty Energy Hoodie

Regular price $49.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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The hoodie speaks for itself. Big Petty Energy

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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Petty Since the 80s Sweatshirt (Black/White)-Sweatshirt-The Original God Ain&

Petty Since the 80s Sweatshirt (Black/White)

Regular price $44.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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80s babies, this design is for you!  (See the full PETTY SINCE the 70s, 80s, 90s collection here!)

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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I'm Just Here for the Petty Hoodie (Black/White)

Regular price $49.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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Why am I here? I'm here JUST for the PETTY!

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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They Think I&

They Think I'm Petty Hoodie

Regular price Sale price $49.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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This design is for the PETTY LOVERS. 😁🖤 This design is Perfect for a couple photoshoot. 

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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She Thinks I&

She Thinks I'm Petty Hoodie

Regular price Sale price $49.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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This design is for the PETTY LOVERS. 😁🖤 This design is Perfect for a couple photoshoot. 

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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He Thinks I&
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He Thinks I'm Petty Hoodie

Regular price Sale price $49.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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This design is for the PETTY LOVERS. 😁🖤 This design is Perfect for a couple photoshoot. 

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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Petty Since the 60s Sweatshirt (Black/White)-Sweatshirt-The Original God Ain&

Petty Since the 60s Sweatshirt (Black/White)

Regular price $44.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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60s babies, this design is for you!  (See the full PETTY SINCE the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s collection here!)

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
• 
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Petty Since the 60s Hoodie (Black/White)-Hoodie-The Original God Ain&

Petty Since the 60s Hoodie (Black/White)

Regular price $49.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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60s babies, this design is for you! (See the full PETTY SINCE the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s collection here!)

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
• 
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Resting Petty Face Unisex Sweatshirt-Sweatshirt-The Original God Ain&

Resting Petty Face Unisex Sweatshirt

Regular price $44.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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The sweatshirt speaks for itself. Resting Petty Face.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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Too Petty to Date Unisex Tee-T-Shirt-The Original God Ain&
Too Petty to Date Unisex Tee-T-Shirt-The Original God Ain&
Too Petty to Date Unisex Tee-T-Shirt-The Original God Ain&
Too Petty to Date Unisex Tee-T-Shirt-The Original God Ain&

Too Petty to Date Unisex Tee

Regular price $29.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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The shirt speaks for itself. I'm too petty to date.

    • Unisex sizing
    • Runs true to size
    • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
    • 4.3-ounce jersey knit fabric
    • Side-seamed
    • NEXT LEVEL APPAREL COTTON CREW - 3600
    • We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
    • Free shipping (rates apply to the US only)

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Too Petty to Date Sweatshirt-Sweatshirt-The Original God Ain&
Too Petty to Date Sweatshirt-Sweatshirt-The Original God Ain&

Too Petty to Date Sweatshirt

Regular price $44.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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The sweatshirt speaks for itself. I'm too petty to date.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
• 
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