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Too Petty to Date Hoodie-Hoodie-The Original God Ain&

Too Petty to Date Hoodie

Regular price $49.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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The hoodie speaks for itself. I'm too petty to date.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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THE FREE STICKER PROMOTION HAS ENDED-Sticker-The Original God Ain&

THE FREE STICKER PROMOTION HAS ENDED

Regular price $5.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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THE FREE STICKER PROMOTION HAS ENDED

You're PETTY and looking for the PERFECT Ugly Sticker? THIS IS IT! 

  • 3-inch diameter sticker
  • Glossy Front
  • Free shipping (rates apply to the US only)

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Petty PSA: Don't Ask Me About a Halloween Costume. Hoodie

Regular price $49.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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This hoodie speaks for itself. Don't Ask Me about a Halloween Costume.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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Petty PSA: Don't Ask Me About a Halloween Costume Unisex Tee

Regular price $29.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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This tee speaks for itself. Don't Ask Me about a Halloween Costume.

    • Unisex sizing
    • Runs true to size
    • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
    • 4.3-ounce jersey knit fabric
    • Side-seamed
    • NEXT LEVEL APPAREL COTTON CREW - 3600
    • We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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Petty PSA: Don't Ask Me About A Halloween Costume Sweatshirt

Regular price $44.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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This sweatshirt speaks for itself. Don't Ask Me about a Halloween Costume.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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Petty PSA: Tell Me Who Made the Macaroni Sweatshirt-Sweatshirt-The Original God Ain&
Petty PSA: Tell Me Who Made the Macaroni Sweatshirt-Sweatshirt-The Original God Ain&

Petty PSA: Tell Me Who Made the Macaroni Sweatshirt

Regular price $44.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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You don't eat just anybody's macaroni & cheese. 😉  

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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Petty PSA: Tell Me Who Made the Macaroni Hoodie-Hoodie-The Original God Ain&

Petty PSA: Tell Me Who Made the Macaroni Hoodie

Regular price $49.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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You don't eat just anybody's macaroni & cheese. 😉 

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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Keep the Petty. Fight Cancer. Sweatshirt-Sweatshirt-The Original God Ain&

Keep the Petty. Fight Cancer. Sweatshirt

Regular price $44.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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We know that fighting cancer is tough. We want you to hold on to your spunk and personality as you BEAT CANCER! We will be donating a portion of the proceeds to a local organization that supports Breast Cancer Survivors.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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Keep the Petty. Fight Cancer. Hoodie-Hoodie-The Original God Ain&

Keep the Petty. Fight Cancer. Hoodie

Regular price $49.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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We know that fighting cancer is tough. We want you to hold on to your spunk and personality as you BEAT CANCER! We will be donating a portion of the proceeds to a local organization that supports Breast Cancer Survivors.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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If You Stay Petty, You Ain't Got to Get Petty Ceramic Mug 11oz (White/Black/Red)

Regular price $20.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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The mug speaks for itself. If You Stay Petty, You Ain't Got to Get Petty!

  • White ceramic
  • 11 oz
  • Rounded corners
  • C-handle
  • Lead and BPA free
  • Microwave-safe
  • Dishwasher-safe
  • Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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If You Stay Petty, You Ain't Got to Get Petty Ceramic Mug 11oz (Black/White/Red)

Regular price $20.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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The mug speaks for itself. If You Stay Petty, You Ain't Got to Get Petty!

  • White ceramic
  • 11 oz
  • Rounded corners
  • C-handle
  • Lead and BPA free
  • Microwave-safe
  • Dishwasher-safe
  • Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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God Ain't Petty Ceramic Mug 11oz (Pink/Green)

Regular price $20.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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This ORIGINAL God Ain't Petty, but I am mug is for the petty person at the end of the church pew, or maybe you. 

  • White ceramic
  • 11 oz
  • Rounded corners
  • C-handle
  • Lead and BPA free
  • Microwave-safe
  • Dishwasher-safe
  • Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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Petty Claus Ceramic Mug 11oz (Red/White)-Mug-The Original God Ain&
Petty Claus Ceramic Mug 11oz (Red/White)-Mug-The Original God Ain&
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Petty Claus Ceramic Mug 11oz (Red/White)-Mug-The Original God Ain&
Petty Claus Ceramic Mug 11oz (Red/White)-Mug-The Original God Ain&
Petty Claus Ceramic Mug 11oz (Red/White)-Mug-The Original God Ain&

Petty Claus Ceramic Mug 11oz (Red/White)

Regular price $20.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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You're PETTY and looking for the PERFECT Ugly Mug? THIS IS IT! 

Shop the entire PETTY CLAUS collection here!

  • White ceramic
  • 11 oz
  • Rounded corners
  • C-handle
  • Lead and BPA free
  • Microwave-safe
  • Dishwasher-safe
  • Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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God Ain't Petty Ceramic Mug 11oz (Red/White)

Regular price $20.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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This ORIGINAL God Ain't Petty, but I am mug is for the petty person at the end of the church pew, or maybe you. 

  • White ceramic
  • 11 oz
  • Rounded corners
  • C-handle
  • Lead and BPA free
  • Microwave-safe
  • Dishwasher-safe
  • Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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I'm Petty, but Jesus still loves me Sweatshirt

Regular price $44.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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The sweatshirt speaks for itself. I'm Petty, but Jesus still loves me.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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I'm Petty, but Jesus still loves me Hoodie

Regular price $49.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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The hoodie speaks for itself. I'm Petty, but Jesus still loves me.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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Petty on the Go Sweatshirt-Sweatshirt-The Original God Ain&

Petty on the Go Sweatshirt

Regular price $44.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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The sweatshirt speaks for itself. Petty on the Go.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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Petty on the Go Hoodie-Hoodie-The Original God Ain&

Petty on the Go Hoodie

Regular price $49.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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The hoodie speaks for itself. Petty on the Go.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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Petty Claus Sticker-Sticker-The Original God Ain&

Petty Claus Sticker

Regular price $5.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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You're PETTY and looking for the PERFECT Ugly Sticker? THIS IS IT! 

  • 3-inch diameter sticker
  • Glossy Front
  • Free shipping (rates apply to the US only)

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Petty Since the 70s Sweatshirt (Black/White)-Sweatshirt-The Original God Ain&

Petty Since the 70s Sweatshirt (Black/White)

Regular price $44.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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70s babies, this design is for you!  (See the full PETTY SINCE the 70s, 80s, 90s collection here!)

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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Petty Since the 70s Hoodie (Black/White)-Hoodie-The Original God Ain&

Petty Since the 70s Hoodie (Black/White)

Regular price $49.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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70s babies, this design is for you! (See the full PETTY SINCE the 70s, 80s, 90s collection here!)

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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It's the Petty for me Unisex Hoodie

Regular price $49.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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It's the Petty for me.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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Big Petty Energy Sweatshirt-Sweatshirt-The Original God Ain&

Big Petty Energy Sweatshirt

Regular price $44.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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The sweatshirt speaks for itself. Big Petty Energy

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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I'm Just Here for the Petty Sweatshirt (Black/White)

Regular price $44.00 FREE US SHIPPING
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Why am I here? I'm here JUST for the PETTY!

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

• Unisex Heavy Blend Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000

• We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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