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Eat the Rich Before They Eat Your Babies Tote bag
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Every Day, Republicans Ask, "What If We Did the Stupidest Possible Thing Next?" Tote bag
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Freedom of Speech Isn’t for Praise. It’s for Protest (Tote Bag)
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Hating People Won't Fix Your Problems Tote bag
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He has done everything the Bible says not to do. The AI image is what they noticed Tote bag
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He Made America Worse Tote bag
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He told Texas to find five seats and is somehow shocked that other states found some too Tote bag
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He's cutting your benefits to fund his war Tote bag
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His momma named him Gulf of Mexico, Imma call him Gulf of Mexico (Tote Bag)
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His momma named him Gulf of Mexico, Imma call him Gulf of Mexico Mug 11oz (Black & White)
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His momma named him Gulf of Mexico, Imma call him Gulf of Mexico Unisex Sweatshirt
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
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How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
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Do you offer rush delivery?
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What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
