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Petty Happy Hour

40% off will be automatically applied at checkout—no code needed.
Sale ends today, May 13th at 8 p.m. PST.

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I Want for White People What They Want for Black People Tote bag-Tote Bag-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am I Want for White People What They Want for Black People Tote bag-Tote Bag-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
I Want for White People What They Want for Black People Tote bag
Sale price$20
I'm Petty on Purpose Unisex Sweatshirt-Sweatshirt-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am I'm Petty on Purpose Unisex Sweatshirt-Sweatshirt-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
I'm Petty on Purpose Unisex Sweatshirt
Sale priceFrom $40
I'm Petty on Purpose Unisex Tee-T-Shirt-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am I'm Petty on Purpose Unisex Tee-T-Shirt-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
I'm Petty on Purpose Unisex Tee
Sale priceFrom $22
Save $5
I'm White But Not That Tote bag (RAINBOW)-Tote Bag-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am I'm White But Not That Tote bag (RAINBOW)-Tote Bag-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
I'm White But Not That Tote bag (RAINBOW)
Sale price$15 Regular price$20
I'm Your Cousin on Your Petty Side (Tote Bag)-Tote Bag-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am I'm Your Cousin on Your Petty Side (Tote Bag)-Tote Bag-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
I'm Your Cousin on Your Petty Side (Tote Bag)
Sale price$20
I'm your cousin on your petty side Mug 11oz (White/Black)-Mug-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am I'm your cousin on your petty side Mug 11oz (White/Black)-Mug-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
I'm your cousin on your petty side Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Sale price$20
I'm your cousin on your petty side Unisex Sweatshirt-Sweatshirt-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am I'm your cousin on your petty side Unisex Sweatshirt-Sweatshirt-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
I'm your cousin on your petty side Unisex Sweatshirt
Sale priceFrom $40
I'm your cousin on your petty side Unisex Tee-T-Shirt-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am I'm your cousin on your petty side Unisex Tee-T-Shirt-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
I'm your cousin on your petty side Unisex Tee
Sale priceFrom $22
If Fairness Threatens Your Culture, Your Culture is White Supremacy Tote bag-Tote Bag-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am If Fairness Threatens Your Culture, Your Culture is White Supremacy Tote bag-Tote Bag-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
If Fairness Threatens Your Culture, Your Culture is White Supremacy Tote bag
Sale price$20
If My Taxes Can Fund War Overnight, They Can Fund Healthcare Tomorrow Tote bag-Tote Bag-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am If My Taxes Can Fund War Overnight, They Can Fund Healthcare Tomorrow Tote bag-Tote Bag-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
If My Taxes Can Fund War Overnight, They Can Fund Healthcare Tomorrow Tote bag
Sale price$20
If Protecting Predators Feels Easier Than Helping People, Stop Calling Yourself a Christian Tote bag-Tote Bag-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am If Protecting Predators Feels Easier Than Helping People, Stop Calling Yourself a Christian Tote bag-Tote Bag-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
If Protecting Predators Feels Easier Than Helping People, Stop Calling Yourself a Christian Tote bag
Sale price$20
If Republican Policies Were Good, They Wouldn't Need to Suppress Black Votes to Win Tote bag-Tote Bag-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am If Republican Policies Were Good, They Wouldn't Need to Suppress Black Votes to Win Tote bag-Tote Bag-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
If Republican Policies Were Good, They Wouldn't Need to Suppress Black Votes to Win Tote bag
Sale price$20
If their Ideas were Popular, They wouldn’t have to Suppress Votes Tote bag-Tote Bag-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am If their Ideas were Popular, They wouldn’t have to Suppress Votes Tote bag-Tote Bag-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
If their Ideas were Popular, They wouldn’t have to Suppress Votes Tote bag
Sale price$20
If There’s Money for War, There’s Money for Breakfast (Tote Bag)-Tote Bag-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am If There’s Money for War, There’s Money for Breakfast (Tote Bag)-Tote Bag-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
If There’s Money for War, There’s Money for Breakfast (Tote Bag)
Sale price$20
If They Can Take Our Rights, They Can Take Yours Too. And They Will (Tote Bag)-Tote Bag-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am If They Can Take Our Rights, They Can Take Yours Too. And They Will (Tote Bag)-Tote Bag-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
If They Can Take Our Rights, They Can Take Yours Too. And They Will (Tote Bag)
Sale price$20
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New orders are usually delivered within 10-14 business days. This does not include weekends or holidays. You will receive your tracking number at that time. Once shipped, orders are usually received within 5-7 business days for US destinations. International orders usually take a few weeks to arrive. We currently use USPS or UPS for shipping.

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