You Choose the Behavior. Now watch me choose the Consequences Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit priceWorld's Pettiest Mom Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25.00Unit priceWorld's Pettiest Mom Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit priceWorld's Pettiest Mom Black/White Die Cut Sticker
Regular price $5.00Unit priceWhen They Go Low, We Go Pardon Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit priceVery Petty Very Spiteful Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit priceThrowing shades all summer Unisex Tee (Graphic Tee)
Regular priceFrom $25.00Unit priceThis is my Petty Uniform Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit priceThey say I'm too petty, I say they're too soft Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit priceThey Not Petty Like Us Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price- Regular priceFrom $25.00Unit price
The Petty Mama Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit priceThe Petty Kid Unisex Tee (adult size)
Regular priceFrom $25.00Unit priceThe Petty Kid Unisex Sweatshirt (adult size)
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit priceThe Pettiest Dad in the World Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25.00Unit priceThe Pettiest Dad in the World Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit priceSometimes you Gotta pop out and be Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit priceSomebody's Petty Ass Friend Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit priceScreaming We Told You So Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit priceRap Beef Don't Need a Courtroom Unisex Sweatshirt
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.