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Behind every petty mom is a petty kid Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Behind every petty mom is a petty kid Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Behind every petty dad is a petty kid Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Behind every petty dad is a petty kid Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* You Choose the Behavior. Now watch me choose the Consequences Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* World's Pettiest Mom Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* When They Go Low, We Go Pardon Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Very Petty Very Spiteful Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Throwing Shade All Summer Unisex Hoodie (Graphic Hoodie)
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* This is my Petty Uniform Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* This Hoodie supports a Black Jobs Creator Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* They say I'm too petty, I say they're too soft Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* They Not Petty Like Us Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* The Petty Mama Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* The Petty Kid Unisex Hoodie (adult size)
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* The Pettiest Dad in the World Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Sometimes you Gotta pop out and be Petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Somebody's Petty Ass Friend Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Rap Beef Don't Need a Courtroom Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Petty people Go to Heaven Too Unisex Hoodie (text only)
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Questions Before You Check Out
Start Here
What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
Orders & Checkout
Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
