You call it petty I call it protecting my peace Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price*HOODIE* I Got 99 Problems but being Petty Ain't One Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price*HOODIE* Plot twist I chose me Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit priceMy Black Job is Minding My Black Business Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price*HOODIE* Pray for Me. I'm Petty. Hoodie *Christmas Edition*
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price*HOODIE* I'm Petty, but Jesus still loves me Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit priceThey Not Petty Like Us Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price*HOODIE* I'm your cousin on your petty side Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price*HOODIE* Hi, I'm Petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit priceThe Pettiest Pisces Ever Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit priceZero to petty in one sec Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price*HOODIE* I am Top Tier Petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit priceThe Pettiest Libra Ever Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit priceI'm not as Petty as I used to be Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit priceI'm In My Bag, but Still Petty Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price*HOODIE* Petty PSA: Don't Ask. I'm Not Going. Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit priceLove Your Neighbor Means All Your Neighbors *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee (RAINBOW)
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceThey Say Immigrants Are the Problem. But We All Saw Who Stormed the Capitol Unisex Tank Top
Regular priceFrom $30Unit price
Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.