From June 19, 1865 to Today, Freedom Is Still Worth the Fight *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit price*HOODIE* Someone has to be the Petty Friend Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Don't Mess with the Petty Teacher Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
*HOODIE* Wisdom and Shade Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Petty PSA: Cancer Won't Win Unisex tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
It’s Wild How Broke the GOP Gets When It’s Time to Help Regular People Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
DEI Didn’t Do Any of This *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit price-
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*HOODIE* I come from a Great Line of Pettiness Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
My Name is Jennifer and I'm petty Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
*HOODIE* My Love language is sarcasm and pettiness Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Don't try to un-spoil me Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Distributor of Chairs Montgomery Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
*HOODIE* I'm the Petty Soror Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
I'm Not Aspiring to Be Humble Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Thankful but still Petty Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
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My Pettiness Won't Fit under the Tree Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
You Can’t Love Freedom and Hate Diversity *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit price
Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
