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Jesus flipped tables for less Unisex Tee - BLACK/WHITE / XS is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
Apparel:
Wash inside out with cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the design.
Tote bags:
Spot clean or hand wash with mild detergent. Air dry.
Mugs:
Dishwasher safe, but hand washing helps keep the print looking fresh longer.
Blankets:
Wash separately in cold water on a gentle cycle before first use. Tumble dry on low heat. Blankets may arrive fuzzy, so you may need to wash and dry yours a second time to remove extra fuzz or lint. After the first wash or two, the blanket relaxes, softens even more, and is ready for future use.
Stickers, pins, yard signs, and accessories:
Wipe clean with a soft cloth when needed.
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. We try to beat that whenever we can, but that is the best estimate to use when planning your order.
Rush delivery options are available at checkout. Selecting rush delivery moves your order to the front of the line and gives you a shorter shipping timeframe.
Rush delivery speeds up processing and shipping, but it does not guarantee same-day shipping.
Start with the item and color you are ordering. Some colors use a different garment or fabric blend, so their measurements may be different. Find your garment type below, then use the chart that lists your selected color.
Between sizes? Choose the larger size if you prefer a roomier fit.
Find your selected color below. Use the chart inside that color group.
Use this chart for: Black, Red, White, Turquoise, Banana Cream, Orange, Royal Blue, Kelly Green, Military Green, Light Pink, Heather Gray and Neon.
Standard solid colors: 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.3 oz.
Heather Gray: 90% combed ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester, 4.3 oz.
Neon: 60% combed ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester, 4.3 oz.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| Extra Small | 17.5" | 27" |
| Small | 19" | 28" |
| Medium | 20.5" | 29" |
| Large | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL* | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL* | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL* | 34" | 36" |
*Only select colors are available in sizes 4XL through 6XL.
Use this chart for: Pink, Purple, Clay and Mint.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Heather colors contain polyester.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below the armholes.
Body length at back: Measure from the highest shoulder point to the finished hem at the back.
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| Extra Small | 16.5" | 27" |
| Small | 18" | 28" |
| Medium | 20" | 29" |
| Large | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
Fabric: Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Fabric composition may vary by color.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below the armholes.
Body length at back: Measure from the highest shoulder point to the finished hem at the back.
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| Extra Small | 16.5" | 26.75" |
| Small | 18" | 27.75" |
| Medium | 20" | 28.75" |
| Large | 22" | 29.75" |
| XL | 24" | 30.75" |
| 2XL | 26" | 31.75" |
| 3XL | 28" | 32.75" |
| 4XL | 30" | 33.75" |
Black: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester, 4.2 oz.
Heather colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester, 4.2 oz.
Neon: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester, 3.6 oz.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below the armholes.
Body length at back: Measure from the highest shoulder point to the finished hem at the back.
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| Extra Small | 16.25" | 26" |
| Small | 18.25" | 27" |
| Medium | 20.25" | 28" |
| Large | 22.25" | 29" |
| XL | 24.25" | 30" |
| 2XL | 26.25" | 31" |
| 3XL | 28.25" | 32" |
Fabric: 60% combed ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| Extra Small | 17.5" | 27" |
| Small | 19" | 28" |
| Medium | 20.5" | 29" |
| Large | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Fabric: 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve, Center Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| Small | 20" | 27" | 33.5" |
| Medium | 22" | 28" | 34.5" |
| Large | 24" | 29" | 35.5" |
| XL | 26" | 30" | 36.5" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" | 37.5" |
| 3XL | 30" | 32" | 38.5" |
| 4XL | 32" | 33" | 39.5" |
| 5XL | 34" | 34" | 40.5" |
Fabric: 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
Measurement type: Garment measured flat.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve, Center Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| Small | 20" | 27" | 33.5" |
| Medium | 22" | 28" | 34.5" |
| Large | 24" | 29" | 35.5" |
| XL | 26" | 30" | 36.5" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" | 37.5" |
| 3XL | 30" | 32" | 38.5" |
| 4XL | 32" | 33" | 39.5" |
| 5XL | 34" | 34" | 40.5" |
Our apparel uses unisex sizing, but fit can vary slightly by garment and fabric. Measure a similar item you already own and compare it with the correct chart above. For additional help, email orders@godaintpetty.com before ordering and include the product name, selected color and the fit you prefer.
Jesus flipped tables for less Unisex Tee
Jesus flipped tables for less Unisex Tee - BLACK/WHITE / XS is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
Stand firm in your faith with the Jesus Flipped Tables for Less unisex tee. This design speaks to the power of righteous action, blending boldness with style. Crafted for comfort and made to last, it’s the perfect tee to showcase your faith and message with attitude
God Ain't Petty, but I am ™️
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Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 29 reviews.
I post photos of all my shirts on my Mastodon account, tagged with the name of your site and followed by the URL so folks can get their own. This shirt has gotten 250+ favorites (akin to likes) and is still going! It resonates more than any of the others, so far. Keep it up, Jen and team!
I Love This Website! The messages are sassy but powerful. The products are good quality. But the *Service* has been the best part, effortless and far beyond my expectations. I had a typo in my address and it was corrected immediately. One of my t-shirts didn't take the expected discount and that was refunded immediately also. I didn't complain or request it, I responded to a text from the site and it was 'magically' fixed. I can't recommend this site more, for the powerful messaging to the quality, and above all the excellent service!
Was expecting not great quality because the pricing was low.. The shirt is soft and amazing and I love the message.
My sister wore hers last week and a woman kept having a about it. I gave her the website!
Super soft tshirts. Love the statements. I now own 5. Love the smiles and conversations that have started when I’m wearing them.
My boyfriend loved it
I love this shirt! This is a sentiment that is close to something I usually say, so when I saw it I jad to have it. Get lots of comments when I wear it andnit sparks conversations. This is my 2nd purchase from God ain't Petty and it went just as perfectly as the 1st. Thank you again and Im sure I'll be back.
Can tell it's a high quality tee. Haven't worn it yet -- but next week all three
Perfect!! Delivery was super quick, good quality shirts. Prefectly petty message. Will totally buy here again
Terrific shirts - and each packaged in a separate bag to prevent sticking to other shirts.
This is my 4th shirt from you. I appreciate everything about them from the colors and the sentiments to the snark. They are also sized correctly (not like those shirts we order from Am*zon in sizes we expect to fit, only to find out it fits our newborn or our kitten). You have a way with words, Jen and company, and I do love it! The Jesus flipping tables is my favorite (I'll probably wear it to church) and I'll post a photo just as soon as I get one. Stay petty!!!
I can’t wait to wear this! LOVE the statement. LOVE LOVE LOVE
Shirt is exactly how it looks in pictures. I love the comfort of these tees.
Looks great!
The shirts fit perfectly. The fabric is good quality and soft. We got loads of compliments of the statements printed on them.
I've gotten many positive compliments on this shirt!
Love it!!!! Make one that says, “Buddha attained nirvana for less” and my Tibetan wife can join in on the joke! lol
This is my intrusive thoughts out loud!
Love this shirt! It's soft, comfortable and the perfect answer to christian nationalists. Love the snark! Love the truth!
This shirt was a hit at a local Resistance sing-in.
The shirt's soft and the graphic is good quality
Wore this to #NoKings, lots of compliments! As always, excellent quality shirt, great service.
Love this soft and bright shirt! I've gotten so many compliments on it
Perfect in every way!
It's the perfect message. I haven't seen anything similar with such simplicity.
The shirts came, I washed them and they didn't shrink, then I wore them with great pride.
This shirt always gets people's attention in the buckle of The Bible Belt - when I wear it, I get smiles, nods of approval, thumbs up, agreement, and salty stares. I want people to be reminded that Jesus would INDEED flip a (golden) table in these times.
Color is even prettier in person. This shirt is an amazing conversation starter.
Love this tee so much! Will order more stuff for sure for gifts!
