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Jesus flipped tables for less Unisex Tee - BLACK/WHITE / XS is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
Apparel:
Wash inside out with cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the design.
Tote bags:
Spot clean or hand wash with mild detergent. Air dry.
Mugs:
Dishwasher safe, but hand washing helps keep the print looking fresh longer.
Blankets:
Wash separately in cold water on a gentle cycle before first use. Tumble dry on low heat. Blankets may arrive fuzzy, so you may need to wash and dry yours a second time to remove extra fuzz or lint. After the first wash or two, the blanket relaxes, softens even more, and is ready for future use.
Stickers, pins, yard signs, and accessories:
Wipe clean with a soft cloth when needed.
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. We try to beat that whenever we can, but that is the best estimate to use when planning your order.
Rush delivery options are available at checkout. Selecting rush delivery moves your order to the front of the line and gives you a shorter shipping timeframe.
Rush delivery speeds up processing and shipping, but it does not guarantee same-day shipping.
Colors: Black, Red, White, Turquoise, Purple, Banana Cream, Orange, Royal Blue, Kelly Green, Military Green, Light Pink
Material: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton | 4.3 oz
Color: Heather Gray
Materia: 90% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton, 10% Polyester | 4.3 oz
| Size | Chest Width (Flat) | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 17.5" | 27" |
| S | 19" | 28" |
| M | 20.5" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL* | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL* | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL* | 34" | 36" |
*Only select colors available in 4XL–6XL
Colors: Neon
Material: 60% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton / 40% Polyester | 4.3 oz | 32 singles
| Size | Chest Width (Flat) | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 17.5" | 27" |
| S | 19" | 28" |
| M | 20.5" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL* | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL* | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL* | 34" | 36" |
*Only select colors available in 4XL–6XL
Colors: Pink, Purple
Material: 100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
| Size | Chest to Fit (Around Body) |
|---|---|
| XS | 31"–34" |
| S | 34"–37" |
| M | 38"–41" |
| L | 42"–45" |
| XL | 46"–49" |
| 2XL | 50"–53" |
| 3XL | 54"–57" |
| 4XL | 58"–61" |
| 5XL | 62"–65" |
Material: 100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton / 1% polyester
| Size | Chest to Fit (inches) |
|---|---|
| XS | 31”–34” |
| S | 34”–37” |
| M | 38”–41” |
| L | 42”–45” |
| XL | 46”–49” |
| 2XL | 50”–53” |
| 3XL | 54”–57” |
Our tall tee is a longer-length unisex t-shirt made for customers who need extra body length. This style has more body length and more sleeve length than a standard tee.
| Size | Across Shoulders | Body Length | Chest Width, Laid Flat |
|---|---|---|---|
| LT | 21 3/4 | 33 | 22 1/2 |
| XLT | 23 3/4 | 34 | 24 1/4 |
| 2XLT | 25 3/4 | 36 | 26 1/2 |
| 3XLT | 27 3/4 | 37 | 28 1/2 |
| 4XLT | 29 3/4 | 38 | 30 1/2 |
Measurements are in inches and may vary slightly. Chest width is measured across the front of the shirt while laid flat. For the full chest measurement, double the chest width.
Black : 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% poly | 4.2 oz | 32 singles
Heather Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester| 4.2 oz | 32 singles
Neon : 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton 48% poly | 40 single | 3.6 oz.
| Size | Chest to Fit (inches) |
|---|---|
| XS | 31”–34” |
| S | 34”–37” |
| M | 38”–41” |
| L | 42”–45” |
| XL | 46”–49” |
| 2XL | 50”–53” |
Fabric: 60% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton / 40% Polyester
| Size | Chest (inches) | Body Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 17 1/2 | 27 |
| S | 19 | 28 |
| M | 20 1/2 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Center Back (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 33.5 |
| M | 22 | 28 | 34.5 |
| L | 24 | 29 | 35.5 |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 36.5 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 37.5 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 38.5 |
| 4XL | 32 | 33 | 39.5 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 | 40.5 |
Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Center Back (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 33.5 |
| M | 22 | 28 | 34.5 |
| L | 24 | 29 | 35.5 |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 36.5 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 37.5 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 38.5 |
| 4XL | 32 | 33 | 39.5 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 | 40.5 |
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God Ain't Petty, but I am®️
Jesus flipped tables for less Unisex Tee
Jesus flipped tables for less Unisex Tee - BLACK/WHITE / XS is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
Stand firm in your faith with the Jesus Flipped Tables for Less unisex tee. This design speaks to the power of righteous action, blending boldness with style. Crafted for comfort and made to last, it’s the perfect tee to showcase your faith and message with attitude
God Ain't Petty, but I am ™️
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Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 29 reviews.
I post photos of all my shirts on my Mastodon account, tagged with the name of your site and followed by the URL so folks can get their own. This shirt has gotten 250+ favorites (akin to likes) and is still going! It resonates more than any of the others, so far. Keep it up, Jen and team!
I Love This Website! The messages are sassy but powerful. The products are good quality. But the *Service* has been the best part, effortless and far beyond my expectations. I had a typo in my address and it was corrected immediately. One of my t-shirts didn't take the expected discount and that was refunded immediately also. I didn't complain or request it, I responded to a text from the site and it was 'magically' fixed. I can't recommend this site more, for the powerful messaging to the quality, and above all the excellent service!
Was expecting not great quality because the pricing was low.. The shirt is soft and amazing and I love the message.
My sister wore hers last week and a woman kept having a about it. I gave her the website!
Super soft tshirts. Love the statements. I now own 5. Love the smiles and conversations that have started when I’m wearing them.
My boyfriend loved it
I love this shirt! This is a sentiment that is close to something I usually say, so when I saw it I jad to have it. Get lots of comments when I wear it andnit sparks conversations. This is my 2nd purchase from God ain't Petty and it went just as perfectly as the 1st. Thank you again and Im sure I'll be back.
Can tell it's a high quality tee. Haven't worn it yet -- but next week all three
Perfect!! Delivery was super quick, good quality shirts. Prefectly petty message. Will totally buy here again
Terrific shirts - and each packaged in a separate bag to prevent sticking to other shirts.
This is my 4th shirt from you. I appreciate everything about them from the colors and the sentiments to the snark. They are also sized correctly (not like those shirts we order from Am*zon in sizes we expect to fit, only to find out it fits our newborn or our kitten). You have a way with words, Jen and company, and I do love it! The Jesus flipping tables is my favorite (I'll probably wear it to church) and I'll post a photo just as soon as I get one. Stay petty!!!
I can’t wait to wear this! LOVE the statement. LOVE LOVE LOVE
Shirt is exactly how it looks in pictures. I love the comfort of these tees.
Looks great!
The shirts fit perfectly. The fabric is good quality and soft. We got loads of compliments of the statements printed on them.
I've gotten many positive compliments on this shirt!
Love it!!!! Make one that says, “Buddha attained nirvana for less” and my Tibetan wife can join in on the joke! lol
This is my intrusive thoughts out loud!
Love this shirt! It's soft, comfortable and the perfect answer to christian nationalists. Love the snark! Love the truth!
This shirt was a hit at a local Resistance sing-in.
The shirt's soft and the graphic is good quality
Wore this to #NoKings, lots of compliments! As always, excellent quality shirt, great service.
Love this soft and bright shirt! I've gotten so many compliments on it
Perfect in every way!
It's the perfect message. I haven't seen anything similar with such simplicity.
The shirts came, I washed them and they didn't shrink, then I wore them with great pride.
This shirt always gets people's attention in the buckle of The Bible Belt - when I wear it, I get smiles, nods of approval, thumbs up, agreement, and salty stares. I want people to be reminded that Jesus would INDEED flip a (golden) table in these times.
Color is even prettier in person. This shirt is an amazing conversation starter.
Love this tee so much! Will order more stuff for sure for gifts!
