*HOODIE* The Pettiest Couple Unisex Hoodie
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The Pettiest Couple Unisex Tee
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*HOODIE* He Thinks I'm Petty Hoodie
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He Thinks I'm Petty Unisex Tee
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*HOODIE* Petty at Heart Unisex Hoodie
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Petty at Heart Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* She Thinks I'm Petty Hoodie
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She Thinks I'm Petty Unisex Tee
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*HOODIE* They Think I'm Petty Hoodie
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They Think I'm Petty Unisex Tee
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Stop Trying to Make It Make Sense. His Supporters Really Are This Stupid Unisex Sweatshirt
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Let’s be honest. They’re not scared of immigrants. They're just Racist Unisex Sweatshirt
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Don’t Use Me to Hide Your Hate Unisex Sweatshirt
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Without DEI, America Would Be a Third-World Country Unisex Sweatshirt
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I Don’t Hate the Country. I Hate Him Unisex Sweatshirt
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Let's Taco 'bout the Epstein List Unisex Sweatshirt
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Taco and the Terrible Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Presidency Unisex Sweatshirt
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
