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2025 Petty Quilt Blanket 60 inches by 80 inches

Sale price $40 Regular price $65
Shipping calculated at checkout.

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Care information

Apparel:
Wash inside out with cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the design.

Tote bags:
Spot clean or hand wash with mild detergent. Air dry.

Mugs:
Dishwasher safe, but hand washing helps keep the print looking fresh longer.

Blankets:
Wash separately in cold water on a gentle cycle before first use. Tumble dry on low heat. Blankets may arrive fuzzy, so you may need to wash and dry yours a second time to remove extra fuzz or lint. After the first wash or two, the blanket relaxes, softens even more, and is ready for future use.

Stickers, pins, yard signs, and accessories:
Wipe clean with a soft cloth when needed.

Delivery and Shipping

Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. We try to beat that whenever we can, but that is the best estimate to use when planning your order.

Rush delivery options are available at checkout. Selecting rush delivery moves your order to the front of the line and gives you a shorter shipping timeframe.

Rush delivery speeds up processing and shipping, but it does not guarantee same-day shipping.

Description

**Note These ship directly from our blanket vendor**

Wrap yourself in the petty truth. This ultra-soft micro fleece blanket features a bold patchwork of our top-selling statements from the year. Every square is a moment you lived, laughed at, reposted, or wore on a shirt. Now it is a couch-ready quilt you can snuggle under while you judge the world in peace.

Made for cozy nights, lazy Sundays, and anyone who needs warmth with a side of reality. The print is vibrant, the fleece is cloud soft, and the petty is premium. Perfect for gifting or keeping for yourself when the news gets wild.


Important care instructions

Please wash and dry your blanket as soon as you receive it before using.

  • The blankets are very fuzzy from production and may shed at first.
  • Wash separately in cold water on a gentle cycle before first use.
  • Tumble dry on low heat.
  • You may need to wash and dry it a second time to remove extra fuzz and lint.

After that first wash or two, the blanket relaxes, softens even more, and is ready for all your future naps and petty movie nights.


Details

  • Ultra soft micro fleece
  • One sided print featuring top-selling God Ain’t Petty, But I Am statements
  • Size 60" x 80"
  • Lightweight and warm
  • Machine washable

God Ain't Petty, but I Am®️

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