If You Could You Would Shut Up Unisex Tee-T-Shirt-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
If You Could You Would Shut Up Unisex Tee-T-Shirt-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
If You Could You Would Shut Up Unisex Tee-T-Shirt-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
If You Could You Would Shut Up Unisex Tee-T-Shirt-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
If You Could You Would Shut Up Unisex Tee-T-Shirt-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
If You Could You Would Shut Up Unisex Tee-T-Shirt-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
If You Could You Would Shut Up Unisex Tee-T-Shirt-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
If You Could You Would Shut Up Unisex Tee-T-Shirt-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am
If You Could You Would Shut Up Unisex Tee-T-Shirt-The Original God Ain't Petty But I Am

If You Could You Would Shut Up Unisex Tee

$22
Color:BLACK/WHITE
Size:XS

Size Chart

Unisex T-Shirts Size Guide

T-Shirt Measurement Guide

Colors: Black, Red, White, Turquoise, Purple, Banana Cream, Orange, Royal Blue, Kelly Green, Military Green, Light Pink
Material: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton | 4.3 oz 

Color: Heather Gray
Materia: 90% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton, 10% Polyester | 4.3 oz 

Size Chest Width (Flat) Body Length
XS 17.5" 27"
S 19" 28"
M 20.5" 29"
L 22" 30"
XL 24" 31"
2XL 26" 32"
3XL 28" 33"
4XL* 30" 34"
5XL* 32" 35"
6XL* 34" 36"

*Only select colors available in 4XL–6XL

Colors: Neon
Material: 60% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton / 40% Polyester | 4.3 oz | 32 singles

Size Chest Width (Flat) Body Length
XS 17.5" 27"
S 19" 28"
M 20.5" 29"
L 22" 30"
XL 24" 31"
2XL 26" 32"
3XL 28" 33"
4XL* 30" 34"
5XL* 32" 35"
6XL* 34" 36"

*Only select colors available in 4XL–6XL

Colors: Pink, Purple
Material: 100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Size Chest to Fit (Around Body)
XS 31"–34"
S 34"–37"
M 38"–41"
L 42"–45"
XL 46"–49"
2XL 50"–53"
3XL 54"–57"
4XL 58"–61"
5XL 62"–65"


V-Neck T-Shirt 

Material: 100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton / 1% polyester

Size Chest to Fit (inches)
XS 31”–34”
S 34”–37”
M 38”–41”
L 42”–45”
XL 46”–49”
2XL 50”–53”
3XL 54”–57”


Tank Top Shirt

Black : 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% poly | 4.2 oz | 32 singles
Heather  Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester| 4.2 oz | 32 singles
Neon : 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton 48% poly |  40 single | 3.6 oz.

Size Chest to Fit (inches)
XS 31”–34”
S 34”–37”
M 38”–41”
L 42”–45”
XL 46”–49”
2XL 50”–53”

Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Fabric: 60% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton / 40% Polyester

Size Chest (inches) Body Length (inches)
XS 17 1/2 27
S 19 28
M 20 1/2 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33


Unisex Hoodie

Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester

Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve Center Back (in)
S 20 27 33.5
M 22 28 34.5
L 24 29 35.5
XL 26 30 36.5
2XL 28 31 37.5
3XL 30 32 38.5
4XL 32 33 39.5
5XL 34 34 40.5




UNISEX SWEATSHIRT

Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester

Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve Center Back (in)
S 20 27 33.5
M 22 28 34.5
L 24 29 35.5
XL 26 30 36.5
2XL 28 31 37.5
3XL 30 32 38.5
4XL 32 33 39.5
5XL 34 34 40.5




T-SHIRTS:

  • Unisex sizing
  • Runs true to size
  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • 4.3-ounce jersey knit fabric
  • Side-seamed
  • NEXT LEVEL APPAREL COTTON CREW - 3600
  • We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
  • Free shipping (rates apply to the US only

 

SWEATSHIRTS:

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Double-needle stitching throughout
  • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
  • Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18000
  • We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
  • Free shipping (rates apply to the US only)

 

HOODIES:

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Double-lined hood
  • Double-needle stitching throughout
  • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500
  • We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.

God Ain't Petty, but I am®️

Size Chart

Unisex T-Shirts Size Guide

T-Shirt Measurement Guide

Colors: Black, Red, White, Turquoise, Purple, Banana Cream, Orange, Royal Blue, Kelly Green, Military Green, Light Pink
Material: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton | 4.3 oz 

Color: Heather Gray
Materia: 90% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton, 10% Polyester | 4.3 oz 

Size Chest Width (Flat) Body Length
XS 17.5" 27"
S 19" 28"
M 20.5" 29"
L 22" 30"
XL 24" 31"
2XL 26" 32"
3XL 28" 33"
4XL* 30" 34"
5XL* 32" 35"
6XL* 34" 36"

*Only select colors available in 4XL–6XL

Colors: Neon
Material: 60% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton / 40% Polyester | 4.3 oz | 32 singles

Size Chest Width (Flat) Body Length
XS 17.5" 27"
S 19" 28"
M 20.5" 29"
L 22" 30"
XL 24" 31"
2XL 26" 32"
3XL 28" 33"
4XL* 30" 34"
5XL* 32" 35"
6XL* 34" 36"

*Only select colors available in 4XL–6XL

Colors: Pink, Purple
Material: 100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Size Chest to Fit (Around Body)
XS 31"–34"
S 34"–37"
M 38"–41"
L 42"–45"
XL 46"–49"
2XL 50"–53"
3XL 54"–57"
4XL 58"–61"
5XL 62"–65"


V-Neck T-Shirt 

Material: 100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton / 1% polyester

Size Chest to Fit (inches)
XS 31”–34”
S 34”–37”
M 38”–41”
L 42”–45”
XL 46”–49”
2XL 50”–53”
3XL 54”–57”


Tank Top Shirt

Black : 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% poly | 4.2 oz | 32 singles
Heather  Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester| 4.2 oz | 32 singles
Neon : 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton 48% poly |  40 single | 3.6 oz.

Size Chest to Fit (inches)
XS 31”–34”
S 34”–37”
M 38”–41”
L 42”–45”
XL 46”–49”
2XL 50”–53”

Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Fabric: 60% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton / 40% Polyester

Size Chest (inches) Body Length (inches)
XS 17 1/2 27
S 19 28
M 20 1/2 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33


Unisex Hoodie

Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester

Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve Center Back (in)
S 20 27 33.5
M 22 28 34.5
L 24 29 35.5
XL 26 30 36.5
2XL 28 31 37.5
3XL 30 32 38.5
4XL 32 33 39.5
5XL 34 34 40.5




UNISEX SWEATSHIRT

Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester

Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve Center Back (in)
S 20 27 33.5
M 22 28 34.5
L 24 29 35.5
XL 26 30 36.5
2XL 28 31 37.5
3XL 30 32 38.5
4XL 32 33 39.5
5XL 34 34 40.5




T-SHIRTS:

  • Unisex sizing
  • Runs true to size
  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • 4.3-ounce jersey knit fabric
  • Side-seamed
  • NEXT LEVEL APPAREL COTTON CREW - 3600
  • We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
  • Free shipping (rates apply to the US only

 

SWEATSHIRTS:

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Double-needle stitching throughout
  • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
  • Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18000
  • We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
  • Free shipping (rates apply to the US only)

 

HOODIES:

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Double-lined hood
  • Double-needle stitching throughout
  • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500
  • We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.

God Ain't Petty, but I am®️

DESCRIPTION

Product Details:

  • Short sleeves
  • Runs true to size
  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • Side-seamed

Care Instructions:

  • We recommend that your wash this item inside out. Hang dry or dry on the lowest setting.
PRODUCTION & SHIPPING TIMES

New orders are usually delivered within 10-14 business days. This does not include weekends or holidays. You will receive your tracking number at that time. Once shipped, orders are usually received within 5-7 business days for US destinations. International orders usually take a few weeks to arrive. We currently use USPS or UPS for shipping.

Rush delivery options are available at checkout. The time shown does not include our processing time before shipping the order.

If you have any questions, please email orders@godaintpetty.com with your order number, issue, and mailing address.

Shut down the noise with our "If You Could You Would" t-shirt. Inspired by a recent social media moment where a successful influencer was criticized for her business decisions, this shirt is for anyone who's ever been on the receiving end of unsolicited advice or criticism.

 

Why listen to those watching from the sidelines when you're in the game and winning? This tee is perfect for anyone who believes in minding their own business and focusing on their own success.

Features:

  • Unisex fit that looks great on all genders
  • Available in sizes XS to 5XL for inclusive styling
  • Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort
  • Durable print that won't fade after washing

Wear it to remind yourself and others: if they could, they would. But they can't, so they talk. It's more than just a shirt – it's a statement against unsolicited criticism and a celebration of your own path to success.

From God Ain't Petty, but I Am – a proud Black-owned and Woman-owned brand committed to uplifting and empowering voices in our community.

Join our tribe of unapologetic achievers. Order your "If You Could You Would" tee today and wear your confidence with pride!

Limited Stock Available - Don't miss out on this conversation-starting design!

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.

Note: Due to different computer monitors/calibrations, colors may vary slightly from the image.

 

Size Chart

God Ain't Petty, but I am®️
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Ships Worldwide US-Based Company ships world wide from Phoenix, Arizona.
Customer Loved With thousands of 5-star review, our customers love their petty items

MADE FOR YOU

THE PERFECT PETTY TEE

Designed for the seriously petty - our t-shirts are instant conversation starters. Perfect for every occasion, they are made to showcase your style.

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FOR THE

unapologetically PETTY

No matter where the day leads, you'll be ready! Our hoodies are your new go-to for just about anything - gym, errands, or just chilling.

SHOP HOODIES

start your day

with a splash of petty

How great will it be to sip some coffee from your mug just before you spill the tea?!

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MOST-COMMONLY ASKED FAQS

We are based in Phoenix, Arizona.

New orders are usually delivered within 10-14 business days. This does not include weekends or holidays. You will receive your tracking number at that time. Once shipped, orders are usually received within 5-7 business days for US destinations. International orders usually take a few weeks to arrive. We currently use USPS or UPS for shipping.

Rush delivery options are available at checkout. The time shown does not include our processing time before shipping the order.

ALL SALES ARE FINAL. 

However, in the event of the following, refunds are issued to the original form of payment used on an order.

  • The order is canceled by God Ain’t Petty, but I Am
  • One or more of your items sold out since your order was placed
  • The item(s) proved to be received damaged, defective, or incorrect, and we were contacted within 30 calendar days from the date of delivery. Please email orders@godaintpetty.com with your order number, a description of your issue, and a picture of the item.

Depending on your financial institution, the refund amount may take up to 15 business days to post to your account.

If you used a gift card to purchase your item(s), your funds will be issued back to your gift card immediately.

We create all items on demand. For this reason, canceling may not always be an option. We will evaluate cancellations on a case-by-case basis.

If your order is in active processing or has already shipped, we will not be able to cancel your order. We will accept returns for accidental orders as long as the item(s) is in its original, unopened package. If the original packaging has been opened, the return will not be accepted. Please email orders@godaintpetty.com for assistance

Our apparel is unisex sizing. Please see the size chart for more details. 

The complete and updated FAQs can be found here: https://www.godaintpetty.com/pages/faqs